Star Wars Kicks!

I Loooooovvvveee Saturdays.

Sundays tend to suck because I have the tendancy to spend all day at church. Saturdays, on the other hand, usually leave me at least a little time to do whatever the hell I want. So, I was unpacking some boxes today and I found my old-school Star Wars boxed Set. Needless to say, I took a break from working and watched all of the old trilogy. It was super awesome! Star Wars is much more fun to watch when your with someone, but I still had a good time.

Anyway, I just finished watching the old trilogy and I'm about to put in the new ones. Before I do, I think I will have to get all of my sarcastic comments that I couldn't share with anyone out of my system. So here is my official, totally random . . .

STAR WARS CHARACTERS RANT!

LUKE :
Is the lamest character in Star Wars. He is such a loser. In the first two, he is whiny and really serves no purpose in the story (well, except when he destroyed the death star). Also, the whole incest-y relationship with Leia. I know he didn't know he didn't know they were siblings when he freaking made-out with her, but that's still sick. Plus, he still he incest-y thoughts about her, which is just as bad as acting on them. Ewwwww . . . that's so nasty. Luke just doesn't do it for me. Would I care if he died? No.
FAVORITE MOMENT: I really like it when Luke has just had his arm hacked off by Darth Vader and right after he finds out Vader is his dad. He makes the coolest face ever, in classic bad-acting style. He looks like he's melting! Also, there's this one shot of his face in "New Hope" where he looks totally bald. Seriously. His hair is a worse comb-over then Trump. It's when he's looking at his destroyed house and the wind is blowing. Cool.

HAN SOLO:
Harrison Ford is amazing. If you want a well-played character, this is the guy you should call. Han rocks in Star Wars because . . . He's real. He has his problems and issues, but he has a good heart and he can get the job done. Han has most of the good dialoge in the trilogy, and he is the epitome of awesome. Han Rocks. 'Nough said. Never dismiss the bad-ass factor either. Girls fall for guys that are a little on the sketchy side every time.
FAVORITE MOMENT: I love when Han is about to be carbon frozen by Vader and Leia comes up to him and says she loves him. Han stares at her, and you can tell that she's said something important, but he says "I know". That is amazing! It isn't something most people would say in response, but it fits his character perfectly. Throughout the whole trilogy, Han never tells Leia he loves her, but you know he does. He doesn't need to say he loves her back. She knows already. :) If someone ever tells me they love me, I'm going to say "I know" and kiss them, maybe.

DARTH VADER:
Vader is the best movie villan EVER!!!!!!! He can choke people without even being in the same room, fly a mean fighter jet, and he does it all without real legs! Is there anything scarier then the mouth breather sound getting closer and closer? Nope. And the voice is James Earl Jones, who just sounds sooooo terrifying (he was also the voice of Mufasa in the Lion King, weird huh?) and bad-ass. If he hadn't gone back over to the good side to balance the force, he would be a god. Sheesh.
FAVORITE MOMENT: The first time you see Vader is pretty damn awesome. When I saw Star Wars for the first time as a kid, it scared the crap out of me.

LEIA:
Leia reminds me of the bossy girls in Elementry school that act like they own the world and bitch constantly. Case in point: Leia is being rescued from a really shitty situation and she can't even say thanks without bitching. Urgh. Still, I suppose she has a certain girl-power element that works in her favor. And she loves Han, which shows good taste. There's still that incest thing . . .
FAVORITE MOMENT: Right before she kisses Han, they have this whole conversation about "dangerous men". It's really is quite flirty. Rock on leia.

YODA:
I once tried talking like Yoda for a day in 8th grade. It was actually pretty hard, but very entertaining. I therefore give props to Yoda for his unique speech patterns. He is very muppet-like in the old trilogy, and he doesn't move very well. Also, what is up with the whole piggy back ride teaching system? Sexual harrasment is wrong Yoda. Didn't you get the memo?????
FAVORITE MOMENT: Er . . . That thing he says to Luke about trying. "Do, or do not. There is not try."

OBI WAN:
Despite the fact that 2/3 's of Obi-wan's scenes in Star Wars take place after he is already dead, He still manages to pull off being the best Jedi mentor ever. With a flick of his hand, Obi-Wan can control the weak minded. Muah-ah-ah-ah! Don't you wish that worked in real life? No worries Obi-Wan, I don't blame you for not teaching that loser Luke to master the force.
FAVORITE MOMENT: When his body immediatly disappears after he lets Vader kill him.

Wow. That was sadly long. I am such a geek.

Hello!

Hello! I used to have a blog here, but I never wrote in it and after looking at a friend's I decided to give it another go. I mostly talked about songs I really like, though occasionally I'd rant a bit. I seriously doubt anyone will ever read this this one, but I don't really care.

Hmm . . . I suppose I should say a little about myself. My name is Sarah. I'm 17 and I just moved to Montana from Denver, CO. Montana is WAY different from Denver, but so far it hasen't been to bad.

My intrests are pretty random and boring. I really like music, whether it's playing (I play violin, guitar, and piano) or just listening. A lot of my "extracurricular activities" center around music. I love to read. I spend the majority of my free time not otherwise engaged reading. I like photography and art, though I suck at both. I play tennis and golf. Most of the other things I like to do are super random and probably arn't worth mentioning. I am L-A-M-E.

In school, my favorite subject is math. Uh . . . My least favorite is P.E, because at the moment I'm taking it with a bunch of really immature sophmores. Gag me.

Let's see here, what else can I say? I despise most chick flicks. I have a deep, burning desire to learn to play trumpet. I'm really sarcastic. I love Harry Potter. I'm pretty much a geek. I should probably post one of the dumb-ass surveys people e-mail me because I can't think of anything else to say.

I think I am going to have to change the title of my blog. I was looking through my school planner at the time I created this blog and I found that quote. Bang! Blog title. I'm not sure it fits, though.

My user name was picked because I love that song and because . . . I couldn't think of anything else.

I really should have picked a day when I was more imaginative to re-start my blog.